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- EARTH FIRST!! MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
NAME: Last First Middle SOC. SEC. #
ADDRESS: Street City Zip Code
Employer Gender (Optional) Thumb Print (R)
Please fill out the following survey by circling Yes or NO. Answers will not
affect membership eligibility.
Yes No Are you registered to vote? Please circle party affiliation:
Green Peace & Freedom Democrat Libertarian Other
Yes No Have you ever been employed by a federal agency? Please list agency(s) and date(s) of
termination:
Yes No Have you ever been arrested? Pleas list dates and causes, or crimes:
Yes No Have you been to Redwood Summer or had other activist experience?
Yes No Do you consider yourself a team player?
Yes No Are you willing to be uncompromising, mostly?
Yes No Do acknowledge that there are often times when uncompromising politics are inappropriate
and you can rely on experienced organizer to let you know when?
Yes No Do you respect those who have suffered for the movement enough to put aside petty criticisms
and disagreements?
Yes No Are you willing to join in the effort to eradicate all possible infiltrators from the
movement? Do you trust us?
Yes No Do you abhor violence of any kind (towards people)?
Yes No Do you respect the inherent value of all species and trades?
Yes No Don’t you understand the basic solidarity of workers and environmentalists?
Yes No But doesn’t it make sense to you that resource extractive jobs and wilderness go together?
Yee No Do you like the outdoors more than anything?
Yes No Will you swear yourself to the uncompromising defense of Wilderness and Biodiversity, even if
you have a different agenda?
ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS FOR PROSPECTIVE EF! JOURNAL WRITERS
Yes No Do you have a degree in journalism or any other relevant field? Please list:
Yes No Are you ready to be part of the great team that gets Earth First! on its feet growing
Again, forging the environmentalism of the 21st century? Do you have the vision thing?
Yes No Can you profile people well?
Yes No Are you willing to expose every moment of your past to the scrutiny of the central staff
committee?
Yes No Have you ever expressed an incorrect* viewpoint? Please attach evidence of public repudiation.
Yes No Are you willing to have your writing checked and corrected for clarity and correctness?
Yes No Can you set aside your Luddism when you get to a word processor?
Yes No Do you understand the different between light enjoyable witticism and bitter, divisive satire?
Can you be funny without being critical?
Thank you for taking the time to answer these questions thoughtfully. The
non-hierarchical EF!! Membership committee will contact you soon.
*Sexist, racist, ageist, ablest, ironic, homophobic, specist, classist (anti-worker), misanthropic, provincial (anti-Californian), violent, capitalist, rednect, Eurocentric, or extremist.
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